Text 31 Aug 39,591 notes

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

Video 31 Aug 932,232 notes

cumberbuddy:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

Photo 31 Aug 735,726 notes pugmuncher:

freethehouseelves:

fiiniick:

thefoxxybenedict:

loonylunalovegood97:

Don’t know what’s funnier. Voldemort with a nose, Dumbledore reading his lines, or Bellatrix with a coffee, making fun of Voldy

or the fact that Voldemort is just calming having a conversation with a muggle

I’m in love with this gif

i’m in love with the reactions. 

-dies-

pugmuncher:

freethehouseelves:

fiiniick:

thefoxxybenedict:

loonylunalovegood97:

Don’t know what’s funnier. Voldemort with a nose, Dumbledore reading his lines, or Bellatrix with a coffee, making fun of Voldy

or the fact that Voldemort is just calming having a conversation with a muggle

I’m in love with this gif

i’m in love with the reactions. 

-dies-

(Source: fydollaho)

Video 31 Aug 2,615 notes

thenotsosilentmonk:

zabbers:

rebeltimedork:

nevergonnawalkpastafez:

thetimeofthetwelfth:

"I’m not your boyfriend."

*immediately asks her to check him out with the smirk of sex*

I am not attracted to a 56 year old

I am not attracted to a 56 year old

I am not attracted to a 56 year old

This is getting out of hand

I shamelessly find him very handsome. Not sorry.

The fleece and the glasses.

And this my friends is tumblr, better yet, the DW fandom. And this is our official response to ‘Peter is to old to be the Doctor’…

(Source: hey-christ)

Text 31 Aug 74,266 notes

commandersheena:

israfel070:

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

Text 31 Aug 980,136 notes

apatheticghost:

what i learned from school

  1. im a fucking piece of shit
  2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
  3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Video 31 Aug 9,381 notes

(Source: alphalewolf)

Video 31 Aug 84,208 notes

uhrijuhnl:

Fun Fact: The answer to “The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.” is that the person is lying when saying both sentences. It’s only a paradox if you believe what they say.

(Source: best-of-memes)

Text 31 Aug 125,879 notes

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

Photo 31 Aug 53,047 notes capslockapocalypse:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.




winchester

HaHahahaHahaHaHaNope.

capslockapocalypse:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

winchester

Ha

Hahaha

Haha

Ha


Ha


Nope.

Video 31 Aug 13,011 notes

picture-of-sophisticated-grace:

No Sven, we're not going back. She's with her true love.
Text 31 Aug 76,216 notes

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

(Source: saltwaterandink)

Text 31 Aug 434,159 notes

timelordangel:

we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run


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